I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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