Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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