dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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