you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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