Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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