I just made out with a guy for $7.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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