Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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