chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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