You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
