who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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