I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dicks are not precious.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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