All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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