Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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