I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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