So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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