I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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