You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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