He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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