I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Sorry about my life...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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