His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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