Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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