Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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