ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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