weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
is it fun? or sober?
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