He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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