8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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