on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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