Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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