Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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