she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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