She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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