Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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