Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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