i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Did I show you my penis last night?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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