the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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