i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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