i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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