I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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