we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
