What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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