:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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