There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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