We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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