he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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