The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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