pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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