I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Less talking, more tequila
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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