Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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