yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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