Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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