new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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