Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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