Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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