Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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