I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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