You work out of a Hotel?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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