I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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