Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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