1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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