Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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